Coke moved my f^%&%@#ing Cheese!
i guess we now the answer to “Who moved my Cheese?” - Coca Cola, Inc., that’s who.
Coke is prematurely removing their white polar bear holiday Coke cans due to outrage from Classic Coke drinkers who apparently can’t differentiate white from silver. Maybe the high fructose corn syrup impacts the brains color receptors, maybe it’s the phosphoric acid - we’ll likely never know. The important thing to note here is that some classic coke users accidentally purchased and, in some tragic cases, actually consumed Diet Coke.
Their rage is real, and Coca Cola has responded. All is now right again in the soft drink world.
Oh yeah, the polar bears are still screwed, but that’s a topic for another post.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204012004577070521211375302.html
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